At a San Francisco construction site

There's nothing lonelier than being on a tennis court all by yourself.

The Republican presidential candidate who said that he spent his vacation, "doing cataract surgeries," has dropped out of the race.

One of the other candidates said, "let's stop the Washington bull and get things done."

If you play golf long enough it's likely you'll turn into a turtle.

When Picasso said three dots can make a face, surely he meant two of the dots to be eyes and the leftover dot to either be the nose or the mouth.

Who are you rooting for in the big game? The team with the guy who beat his child with a stick, or the guy who blew his finger off with a cherry bomb?

That's the old big game. The new big game's the one where both teams lose.