Celebrity expose, The Billings Gazette

I've known a few people in the news, and it's never been particularly happy for them, being in the news that is.

Once they were in the news, having at one time wanting to be in it, most all of them wished they weren't in the news when they were.

Those of us not in the news want news, and then we want more news! Those of us not in the news are insatiable and will read almost anything.