Happy Anniversary 9/11

George W. Bush and the late Osama bin Laden are pleased to announce the 20th Anniversary of September 11.

The proud parents ask you to join in the world-wide ceremonies commemorating the birth of twins—Planned Programmatic Permanent Disruption in the Mideast and the New American Citizen Consumed by Fear of Almost Everything.

“The Last Standing Tower in San Francisco”, a major motion picture event coming soon to a theatre near you.