Watching a Trump Rally on C-SPAN
The Present is always the best time in American history, the Past not so good, The Future unlimited and full of equal opportunity for Men and Women and Women and Men and the Children of Men and their Women and Womenly Men and Manly Women to fully express themselves by marching for the Rights of Transgender Golfers (the RTG) which, by the way is a PAC funded by wealthy Libertarian hedge fund manager, sold to the Current Administration as a cleverly designed geo-political stroke of genius to shut down shipping lanes in the Strait of Hormuz so that there will be a lack of a glut of right-handed oil producing Dictators.
The President of Petroleum Jelly, yes this President, divides his hair into separate but equal parts of a comb-over on the Right and a carefully crafted four-prong approach on the Left, an enduring, obdurate symbol of the freedom of the Individual to make individual choices that are the hallmark of our Great Nation without dividing us from Him who is so blessed to receive rays of light from the eternally shining sunlamp that is our glorious City on the Hill. For his next Inaugaration, the President promises that the Rev. Billy Graham will be resurrected to deliver the invocation from atop The Washington Monument.
Never, not even now for instance, has the time been more propitious for Real Change, or Real Meaningful Change as the opposition candidates like to say today, those who are not satisfied with the status quo the way it is, those dissatisfied with seeing Today as Tomorrow, those socialists, communists, armchair entrepreneurs, kindergarten anarchists, the ones wearing Marxist/Leninist coonskin caps and listening to Oldies Talk Radio. You can see Them from a mile away! They swagger like the humble Christian's Sigmund Freud, a Jew, warned us about, and attend political rallies, fervently waving red, white, and blue Pro Life Anti-Immigration signs.
The Past? Don't worry about it. It's only a construction of the Mainstream Media, edited for public consumption to fit neatly into Present Presidential sound-bite(s) of other like-minded people who not only think just like He thinks but also act in ways contrary to their own best interests. My friends, our base is long and wide. There are purple mountains of majestic metaphors made of all of us who love this great country! Corn-tassles wave on the nipples of strippers from sea to shining sea. At last we've achieved a government of the Morons, by the Morons, for the Morons. The Future is as bright as it's ever been and ever will be.