The 39-year old skateboarder

What are you going to be for Halloween?

A 39-year old skateboarder.

Wow, that's amazing! But you're not 39, and you haven't skateboarded for years...

That's the point, to try to get into the psychology of a guy who is beginning to get a little gray in his hair and insists on continuing dangerous adolescent behavior. 

Hmm.

I see these guys all over San Francisco, often on crowded streets, weaving in and out of traffic, often dressed in black at night like they don't want to be seen.

Maybe they're cheap thrill seekers?

The best that can be said for them is that they're enviromentalists; the worst is that they're morons committed to both their own demise and to endangering an innocent public...So, what are you going to be for Halloween?

Rex Tillerson, The Secretary of State.

Ah, I like it.

Thank you. I've given it a lot of thought, especially now that the military runs the country and the USA has become a reckless empire with de-escalation zones...

A nation run by a bunch of 39-year old skateboarders!