Global warming as literary exile

People really do have two faces, a right face and a left face.

If you listen closely you'll see that they often have two different eyes, two different colored eyes that is, one blue and one hazel for instance, and that they're able to talk to others persuasively in tongues. This does not necessarily mean that what you're hearing is poetry or that the person speaking is a poet.

A poet isn't a person who stands in a field his or her whole life and is struck by lightning once or twice.

A poet is a person who doesn't know what a poem is and writes poems anyway.

A real writer wouldn't write. A real reader reads what the real writer hasn't written.