Reading the Sunday paper Monday

The obit said he was a, 'self-loathing narcissist.'

And that before he died he'd been especially eager for a clear definition of the phrase, 'passive-aggressive.' An autopsy revealed that never receiving a clear definition of that phrase broke his heart.

Frank Buechler, however, said, 'I'm not happy, let me sleep' and he kept sleeping on October 7, 2015 at Riverstone Hospice House in Billings, Montana.

O boy, what a way to start the day! With the obits. Making up one from scratch, just for fun, and reading another in The Billings Gazette.