A political debate in Virginia between candidates for US Congress

The percentage of people striving for poverty is considerably less than the percentage of people striving for wealth, according to independent reports issued by Karl Rove and the Koch Brothers.

In any case, the best thing to do is to maintain a light heart, says God.

As soon as you're full of yourself you'll be emptied and as soon as you're empty you'll be full, it says somewhere in The Scriptures.

It's always the darkness that wakes us more than the light.

I'm looking forward to today, tomorrow.

It's really the best way to live: to make myself laugh so that others will take me seriously.

It doesn't work that way though.

O really? You should try it sometime.