Martin Scorsese
Dear Allah,
I swear I will never, never go to another movie that is a soundtrack posing as a movie so long as I live.
I'm on my knees in the dark and will remain so until the credits roll by and the name of the perpetrator is revealed.
Justice will be swift, praise Allah.
Afterward in the Great Hall a feast will be prepared for the righteous.
And we will sit together in silence while the wicked dons the crown of thorns the Merciless One has woven for his asshole.
Then we will hear screaming and bullwhips cracking, I swear, the true music of retribution for sins against Allah.