Joe Trump v. Donald Biden

The debate was to be moderated by a news reader for one of the major networks who is at the stage in life where she is beginning to look like the piece of waxed fruit your grandmother kept on the dining room table that you bit into as a little boy, hungry and not knowing the difference between what’s real and what’s not real.

It was billed as a debate, but it really won’t be a debate; it will be a court hearing, a test run for the impartiality of Amy Coney Barrett who replaces the news reader at the last minute when the news reader announces her long-overdue resignation.

Joe Trump brings a cheese plate to the table. Not just sharp cheese, really sharp cheese!

Donald Biden, fresh off a campaign rally in Middleton, PA, starts speaking Italian, having heard from his advisors that his ‘base'‘ is deeply into the speech patterns and political deliverables of il Duce.

Amy Coney Barrett steps down; she can’t handle this. Thomas Friedman, the distinguished reporter for The New York Times, is called in to replace Amy Coney Barrett, but fails the screen test—Friedman is accused of being partisan; there’s footage showing him calling for the defeat of the current president on the national tv show ‘The Last Word’ with Lawrence Maddow, and, even more egregious, of now having political views to the Left of Noam Chomsky.

Election officials and tv execs huddle—they have a real crisis on their hands: NO MODERATOR!

They call madam waxed fruit to see if she’ll reconsider and un-resign, unaware apparently that she died the night before and is lying in state in the Rotunda owned by the Kushner family, a clear conflict of interest.

(to be continued)