Food for Thought

At breakfast this morning I watched in wonder as an onion bagel was carrying the salmon on its back all the way to my table…

 …the following ensued in almost the following order, one thing after another—

Never eat the stripes on the striped seabass.

No one has ever invented an ashtray for olive pits, but it will happen sooner than later.

Develop lips of salt that not only glow in the dark but can also be used to season the guacamole.

Does an epiphany require a punchline?

Birds fly, what do they have to complain about?

Rain falls, that’s what rain does unless it’s snowing.

Love the one you’re with and the one you’re not with, whether or not the eagle is flying with the dove.

When in doubt about virtually everything you see or hear in the mass media there’s a good chance that your credit card company is monitoring your account.

It’s true, I’m not a native American. But I too am entitled to an indigenous identity.

The immigration problem? Create an Emergency National Moron Patrol! Stop all morons traveling north-to-south at the border!

If you think you’re being conned you probably are by someone very, very rich, but less fortunate than you are.

Sophistication is everything that means nothing.

At Marla Bakery, Santa Rosa, Ca. March 1, 2024. Photo by author.