Brooks Thee Roddan

I’m buying my love the new iPhone 12 today so she can drive it around town, put the top down and enjoy herself, go on shopping sprees when the sun is shining, and stuff the back seat with all her new possessions so that everyone in town will see how rich and happy we are! It’s the least I can do.

We do the best we can with love, but it’s never enough. A rock always gets in the way, a big, fat, heavy, irregular rock of our own making, so massive and irregular that it’s impossible for a single human being, such as myself, to move. We’ll just have to wait for the invention of the ratchet hoist, a primitive machine that will enable us to lift large objects, things much bigger than ourselves that may otherwise have been impediments to the progress of our self-expression, love being the highest form.

I’m Brooks Thee Roddan and I approve this message.