Brooks as New Jeopardy Host

Brooks, I’ll take American Presidents for $500 Dollars.

(THE DAILY DOUBLE shows up on the screen.)

I’ll wager $500 dollars, Brooks.

Q: The 45th President of the United States, whose son-in-law is named Jared.

A: Who was Donald Trump?

Very good!

Thank you, Brooks. I’ll go to Unbelievable Recent American History for $1,000.

 (THE DAILY DOUBLE on screen again. Much applause from the studio audience.)

 I’ll wager $1,000 dollars, Brooks.

Q: Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor-Greene.

A: Who are the two most loathsome, moronic members of The US House of Representatives.

(Murmuring in the audience. Close-up of Brooks, knitting his brow…apparently the answer was flawed. A few moments of hesitation before Brooks speaks.)

Our experts are going to allow that answer! 

Thank you, Brooks. I’ll choose a new category—Political Redistricting in the Age of American Decline for $100 dollars.

(THE DAILY DOUBLE shows up on the screen)

Q: He was the subject of a landmark Supreme Court decision and later played 3rd base for the Baltimore Orioles.

 A: Who was Dred Scott.

 (Audience groans. The next day Brooks is fired as host of Jeopardy, lawsuit pending…)