Imagining David Koch's Funeral

Doxology and Blessing.

All rise for the singing of our National Anthem, led by the Cato Institute Choir:

O to live in a country that has a National Rifle Association!

And 514 military bases overseas, acc. The Pentagon...

Presentation of The Flag: Supreme Court Justice John Roberts and the People of Citizens United.

Invocation: Rev. Billy Graham Jr. 1918-2018. (Mr. Graham is enjoying a brief but fulfilling resurrection from his resting place at 'The Foot of the Cross Walkway' in the Prayer Garden of the Billy Graham Library Grounds in Charlotte, North Carolina.)

Introduction of the Honor Guard of Countries and Assorted Municipalities with Virtually No Government: Yemen, Somalia, Western Sahara, Belgium, and Nutbush, Tennessee.

Pallbearers: each in their own way as strong and as principled as Senor's McConnell and Ryan, both of whom you can trust not to drop the casket.

Finale: the spectacular release of a thousand White Libertarian doves.