Stop all Evangelicals at the border

It's as good a day as any to start rounding up all the Evangelicals at the border.  

This is absolutely necessary, a matter of national security! Evangelicals must be kept from entering the national dialog illegally! The nation must work to prevent any further participation by Evangelicals in the formation of public policy. Evangelicals pose a clear and present danger to the well being of our great country! 

Put your hands up Evangelicals. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

Child's notebook recovered from Evangelical 'camp', south Texas, summer 2018.