Death by Facebook

What's wrong?

Nothing's working. I just can't get going.

I don't want to hear about it.

But I have to say something. Anything.

No you don't.

Yes I do, if I don't say something my friends will worry about me.

I'm your friend, I'm not worried.

I feel like my dog died yesterday, and I don't have a dog.

I'm alcoholic, and you're being negative!

Yes, I suffer from intermittent depressions.

There, finally you've added something new to the conversation.

Yes, I do feel better having said that.