Cork vs. screw cap

Almost everything is based on misunderstanding, and once you start pushing everything over the edge there's no where else for it to go.

Take the matter of Donald Warhol and Andy Trump. Donald grew up wanting to be President; Andy grew up wanting to be Jackson Pollock. Andy thought Donald boring, and Donald didn't care much for Andy, or any artist for that matter. Donald suspected that Andy didn't really like girls the way Donald liked girls, that maybe Andy liked boys the way Donald liked girls...

"A man has not everything to do, but something; and because he cannot do everything, it is not necessary that he should do something wrong. It is not my business to be petitioning the Governor or the Legislature any more than it is theirs to petition me..." (HD Thoreau, Civil Disobedience)

Perhaps this new President Warhol should be able to appoint journalists, as he appoints judges, to lifetime terms so that he will be treated fairly and stand a far better chance of being pleased by everything written about him.