Fake fake news

The New York Times comes in a blue plastic wrapper and is delivered to my home every morning. The wrapper is itself covered with words--disclaimers and warnings for the most part--among them this:

!Caution! This is not a toy. Keep this bag away from babies and small children for whom it poses a suffocation risk.

Reading these words this morning I thought, yes, the news is not a toy to serious people, though babies and small children might find it so, and consequently perish while inhaling it.