Beer Portland

Much has been made about Portland beer, but not enough.

People who don't drink beer drink beer here.

After one beer here the mind turns to one more. One beer gets the mind going and two beers get it up to speed.

In the ancient world was there ever a Sociopolitical debate about whether beer was a drug or wasn't?

Is near beer still made? And if it is, why?

Is there such a thing as light beer?

I wonder what you'd find if you looked up the word, "beer" in Uncyclopedia?

To say of beer, "it's the water," is a great mistake, greater than the mistake the ancient philosopher Thales of Miletus made when he declared the world was made of water.

Beer is food, and many people in Portland subsist on it.