The liberal media bias

The NY TIMES might as well put a big picture of Hilary Clinton on the front page of the morning paper with a banner headline, "Vote for Hilary."

There she is the other day, I forget which day, signing books at a local bookstore in Cape Cod. The name of Hilary's book is "Hard Choices," in case you didn't know.

There she is a day or two after that, in a story about her political history with the gay community (not exactly stellar, but typical), with the news that she favors Calvin Klein pants suits.

I know, I know, I must be reading the thing to know what it's saying about Hilary, and I am! What else is there to read?

Once again I'll have no one to vote for in the Big Ticket category, the 'left' being claimed by Hilary and the right being clamored for by a bunch of vampires from the casting couch of Jim Jarmusch's latest movie, forced by political conscience to vote Green or Peace and Freedom or some other alternative as I have in every presidential election since 1968.

(Other than 2008 when I was in on the swindle perpetuated by Barry O, going door to door for the guy deep in the right-wing territory of Palos Verdes Estates, California, having doors slammed in my face etc.etc. so gung-ho, positive Little O could make a change.)

Reaching the Wyoming cabin late yesterday, then sitting in the big chair I like so much, staring out the windows that face the Absorkas, I make the decision to retire from political life. Unless there's a compelling candidate or cause I will no longer be a part of the democratic process, as currently envisioned and maintained by THE NEW YORK TIMES.

I'm a free man at last! Free to go down into Cody, Wyoming and work out at the Cody Quad while FOX NEWS spews from the tv monitors that hang above the exercise equipment, airing a special report that the state of California may soon be taken over by Mexico.