The Republican Party

What's the square root of a puddle?

Whatever it is it costs too much and we'd be better off without it.

The square root gets in the way of the puddle's freedom and its ability to operate a small business.

A puddle is all for small business, so long as big corporations can create it.

Small businessmen and women are the backbone of America, but it's paramount that the tax burden on the very rich be eased.

It is true that puddles are drying up everywhere, but this is best called evaporation, not global warming.

The importance of a strong military can't be over emphasized, as war is good for business and keeps disadvantaged young people from the lower classes employed.

The sacred right to life applies principally to the unborn.

A core belief can be a lie, provided it sounds good to the people who believe it.

The best government is the least government with the most amount of money to spend on political elections.