Mr. Obama's earring

VP Biden tried it on first.

It fit pretty well but the color was shocking. And VP Biden wasn't quite sure where to wear it, on the right ear or the left?

It actually looked a little better on Sec. of Education Duncan, a younger man more comfortable with this powerful voting bloc who tried it on before VP Biden but in much more private quarters. Sec. Duncan, sent out to scout the territory for VP Biden and Pres. Obama,  wore his on his right ear, which is the preferred place for sending the proper signal. (Michael Jordan wears his on his left ear, a sign of comfortable male hetrosexuality, diamond stud by Tiffany.)

Pres. Obama, an evolved and evolving male, then said , "I have to tell you, it's taken me some time but I'm comfortable, I have to tell you, it's taken me some time but, I have to tell you that at a certain point I've just concluded that for me, I have to tell you, it is important for me to go ahead, I have to tell you, and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married." 

A CNN Poll taken in late March indicated that policies towards gay and lesbians were tied for last in the most-important issues facing the country.

A picture of Pres. Obama' s earring was not available at presstime.