Finding Hannon's Poem
After two failed expeditions, all hands lost, IF SF has claimed to have discovered the long lost and fabled epic
"What The Rose Said", the 3-line masterpiece that was once feared to have been stolen by visiting Mennonites.
The gold-tableted poem, miraculously untarnished, retained its spiritual lustre, and has once again begun to attract pilgrims and seekers to its melancholy couch.
When told of the find, author Hannon was heard to say, "I am covered in shit."